nut hugger
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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