it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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