there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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