theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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