And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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