If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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