Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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