ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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