Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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