i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
it was like his penis was on wheels.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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