i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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