my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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