i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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