Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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