gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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