is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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