I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i dont even know how to be here
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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