no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My vagina is very pro this idea
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