Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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