Only a mothe r could love this liver
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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