it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You dont lie about slip and slides
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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