Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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