hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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