i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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