Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
