i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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