yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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