you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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