you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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