I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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