Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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