I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
