if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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