at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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