just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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