Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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