How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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