is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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