i barfeds in our rink
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just cropdusted the office
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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