Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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