belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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