Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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