Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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