so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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