i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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