whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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