Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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