can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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