grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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