Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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