is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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