To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
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I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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