You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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