dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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