im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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