on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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